when an artist you hate comes out with a good song
Yoooo the accuracy is just too real
My English professor has provided us with many so I will do like 4.
Cool now maybe Hilary can run in 2016
I don’t think America is ready for Lizzie McGuire just yet
What dreams are made of.
exactly my feels bitch…….I’m with you on this
This is just too awesome
When you don’t want anyone to know you’re home…
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
THE SHELF BUTT GUY
Not all the guys are chest obsessed [link]. In fact some of them have a thing for legs so you always see them squatting and their cheeks are so round that Nicki Minaj is nothing. I’m talking the kind of cheeks you look from behind and seem round cliffs rising from the back. I mean, you could place on your bottle of spring water, and it would stay there more firmly than on an Ikea shelf.